Food



I think people should try preparing their own food at least once. I mean, it takes on a whole different concept when you have to get your hands in danger when chopping or peeling the fat and tendons from a block of meat. Even better is when you've got a whole chicken in front of you and you still have to chop the head off. Whee...! It's like being an executioner. Actually, I wonder what it's like to have to kill a live animal. Well, I mean there's always live seafood that you can freshly fry or boil. It doesn't really have a face like a mammal or bird. Speaking of which, there should be more "exotic foods". Heck, I wonder if lizard or cricket sounds good if you're hungry enough. Anyway, getting back to chicken, since most things taste like it, I wonder how many chickens a year die. I mean we have roast chicken, fried chicken, chicken noodle soup, kung pao chicken. Well, better to imagine it as that many chickens being swung round and round by their necks until they break. I've heard that's how they kill chickens. Well, at least one way. Supposedly there's more than one way to skin a cat so there's got to be more than one way to kill a chicken. Oh, great, that conjures up another image. Chickens running around without heads. Their nervous systems aren't as developed so I guess it takes them a while to realize they're dead. Hmm... wonder what a chicken with a limp neck and its head hanging off to the side running around looks like. Since I'm on this rant about chicken, I guess this picture should sum up how to totally gross a person out of eating chicken ever again. Here if you dare.